Friday, April 30, 2010

Stinky Parents

I'll start this with the quarterly review from Stella's teacher which always says something like, "I always like to hear what Stella has to say!"


Apparently we stink. Just ask her. On Stella's list of things to do, you might notice about 8 down that Stella thinks her Daddy stinks. And as for me, it's a whole different story.

May I just remind everyone that . . .

The other day when I went to pick Stella up from school I was waiting in the line of cars with other parents waiting to pick up their Kindergarteners. I had a little twinge of a stomach ache and it happened to not be pleasant. When Stella entered the car, . . .

STELLA: "WHAT STINKS!?"
MOM: "Me Stella, I farted."

She then completely changed the subject and I assumed the fart talk was over. As the line of cars started moving, I drove forward a few feet when Stella exclaimed,

STELLA: "Stop Mom! I have to tell Mrs. Cahill something!"

Not even thinking for a second about our short fart conversation not a minute before, I stopped the car and Stella rolled down the window for the whole world to hear . . .

STELLA: "HEY MRS. CAHILL!! MY MOM FARTED!"

Really Mrs. Cahill, you ALWAYS like to hear what Stella has to say?

10 comments:

OurFamily said...

hahaha that made me laugh out loud, I have to say, I love hearing what she has to say as well! She is such a cutie.

Natty said...

LOL again & again! Stella IS most definitely yours!

The Robinsons said...

Oh man. You had derrick and I both laughing. That was the best story!

Kyle said...

Hilarious!

Steve and Steph said...

oh man...I can't wait to tell Steve. I LOVE you family and that you blog about even the "stinky" part of life.

Kimmie said...

Stella is a precious gem with more personality than a million little girls put together! I love her! She is such a crack up!

Marci said...

She totally told on you! You may have to start talking code with Stella so nobody knows what she is really talking about when she tells on you. She is seriously funny. I laughed right out loud.

Amy said...

Funny!

kennan said...

first off... i love you and wish we saw you more.

secondly... stella is inspiring and so are you i might add. who runs?

lastly... i want you on my new blog. e-mail me if you are interested.

Julie and Todd said...

Again, totally laughing out loud! I can't stop! Why does the topic of farting just crack me up like no other? I mean seriously. I might be 4 instead of 34.