Kimmie’s Jokes

Among the many fantastic qualities that my good friend Kimmie is known for (including karaoke queen, back-up singer/dancer, and insta-friend), joke-maker-upper is one of them. I don't know if she still does, but she used to send her jokes to Reader's Digest every day. A while ago when Kimmie told me she needed to return one of my cake pans, she told me that it wouldn't be returned empty. I told her not to make me anything because of my diet restrictions these days. She refused to return it empty, so she filled it with these jokes:

Q: What dessert do people eat after they crawl around in the dirt?
A: Brown-knees

Q: What do you call someone who is not very strong for 7 days?
A: week

Q: What do you get when you combine soda and a motorcycle?
A: A Pop-sicle

Q: What sickenss do you get from baking too much bread?
A: A yeast infection

Q: What do you call it if you throw a party for your phone?
A: A cell-ebration

Q: What would Lehi’s son say if he was a giant?
A: Ne-phi-fo-fum!

Kimmie is one of the best people in the WORLD (and there aren't that many)!